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Tuesday, 25 February 2014

This is just to say...

And then I found William Carlos Williams

So I am sat here practicing modelled reading; that is to expressively read aloud. I'm using one of my own poems to practice. I am also googling red Ford Mondeos. All will become clear. It made me think though, think of all the useless things I look up on a daily basis. Aside from the Morrissey videos and make up tutorials I found myself keying the letters c-h-i-c-k-e-n-o-l-y-m-p-i-c-s. Yep, that's right. CHICKEN OLYMPICS. What an earth is going on there? Do you even want to know? (There was a slightly humorous advert with a chicken doing a triple jump.) The worst part of this is, I couldn't even find the Happy Egg Company advert where I saw it. What I did find was someone videoing chickens in a race.

 Here you are, my  pleasure etc.




Well the strange thing is, I could have thought about these chickens all day. I could have looked up breeds of chicken. I could have looked for another word to describe the chicken's feathers? pelt? who cares? How they pecked angrily around nonchalantly crossing the finishing line. Think up a half rhyme for Usian Bolt. What for exactly? I don't know but it gives me something to talk about here. So if I think of these things on average 468 times a day, what else do I do?

Eventually, I found an image of a red mondeo. It isn't even that exciting.

An Apology to the Great Red Shark

It served me well
travelled
for fifty thousand miles.

Was spacious
bright;
The Great Red Shark.

Bumper cracked,
dented
wing, but.

But I’m sorry
it just had to go.
Be replaced

with something
so cool
so old.

At the time of writing this, I was well and truly in the throes of love for William Carlos Williams. Something about tangible everyday object you say? YES please I say. When I asked @timkeypoet what his favourite poem was he told me it was 'This Is Just To Say'. It is safe to say I am now in throes of writerly admiration for Tim Key. 

Saturday, 18 May 2013

Stop me if you think you've heard this one before.

Stop me if you've heard this one before but my guess is you won't have. It's a rare event when one of Britain's finest cultural icons offers to pen our Eurovision song contest entry. For the philistines amongst you 'Stop me if you've heard this one before' is one of Morrissey's most loved songs entered the charts for the second time around, being covered by that forgotten DJ; Mark Ronson. Nothing's changed, we still love him, his music is as relevant today to whenever it was released. Another great fan of Morrissey and The Smiths is Tory cool kid David Cameron. I know the Tories don't like talking about Europe but I'm sure he'd agree with me here that Morrissey is a perfect candidate for the Eurovision Song Contest. Anyway politicians will do anything to look "cool"



A credible competitor for a credible competition?

I'm supporting Morrissey as our representative for the Eurovision Song Contest. What exactly does that phrase mean to you? Do those three words: Eurovision Song Contest send a chill through your heart?… Are you immediately arranging an evening out?… Or is your heart racing at the thought of a night in with some cheap booze and Terry Wogan?… So, what is it you do on that night? (wait for an answer and when none are forthcoming carry on)… I'm suggesting that we regain some credibility in this competition that our European neighbours take so seriously and enter Morrissey as our representative for not only an interesting evening but also something to talk about over a pint with no cigarettes in the pub.


What is the Eurovision Song Contest?…A symbol of Europe?…When I last looked I couldn't find a country called Europe! Only last month we saw our European neighbours celebrate the fiftieth anniversary of the founding of the European Union. Our local European capital cities celebrated this with free concerts, beer, sausages and televised parties. Probably Britain sipped tea and watched x-factor. Where were our free concerts? Where were the celebrations? Moreover, where were documentaries and articles celebrating our place in Europe? Here is our chance to watch an international version of a talent show, a format the ratings tell us we all love.

It strikes me that the rest our continent take Europe and the Eurovision Song Contest seriously. Why do we view it as slightly 'naff' and tacky? Is it because every year recently our entrant has been somewhat laughable? Our nation voting for page three model, Jordan, to represent us. A Eurovision winner isn't just a pretty face with curves to kill but someone who represents us as a nation. The BBC have drawn out unknowns over the past couple of years hinting at a slight chance of fame. Pop Idol contestants that failed at the last hurdle are the cuisine of the day for our entries into the Eurovision. Javine ranking not so highly in twenty second place and Jessica Garlick finishing in a more respectable third place. Still didn't you feel ashamed that we came in last when 'Jemini' sang, out of key I hasten to add, their Top Seventy Five hit 'Cry Baby' to an appalled set of judges across Europe who all gave us 'nil points'? Perhaps we don't like it because we have become a nation of bad losers so maybe the easiest answer is to ridicule the whole thing.

Our national psyche is about losing and loss. We don't like to take things too seriously so therefore we don't try. We are good at cricket, reasonable at football and renowned for our wealth of musical talent. So why don't we try! Try! Try taking the Eurovision Song Contest seriously! If we did try and still lost there would probably riots and punch ups or blaming the referee for a bad decision. My god it doesn't bear thinking about Eurovision hooligans throwing cheap chardonnay at each other and ripping up the hospitality suite – at least that would be a bit more "rock and roll"
(On an entirely separate note I entered 'Eurovision bad boys into google images and this is what it had to say...)

So is it really any wonder that Morrissey was horrified but not surprised to see the United Kingdom fail again in the Eurovision Song Contest after the disgraceful sham of rapping metalwork teacher; Daz Sampson with 'Teenage Life'. More importantly the question he keeps asking is "Why don't they ask me?" We need him to help us regain a little credibility. So let's refresh this tired old system and re brand in the hope that we can retain just a little credibility? An opportunity not to be surpassed, surely?

Perhaps he wants to emulate his idol, Sandie Shaw who won the contest some forty years previously with 'Puppet on a String'. We need a serious contender for a serious competition. It's a recipe which seems to work for us. Sandie Shaw was a very successful female artist in the sixties. With such hits behind her as "(There's) Always Something There to Remind Me" and "Long Live Love" she was an artist to be taken seriously in the contest which gained Britain it's first Eurovision win.

What do Sandie Shaw and Morrissey have in common? A loyal fan base? Always a good base like flour for our recipe. A reputation that precedes them? Like an egg it binds it all together with a pinch of mutual admiration to add a little spice to the mixture. Why don't we cook something a little surprising? Heaven knows we're sick of all the fizzy pop now.

We must not forget either that another northern icon, Lulu, won the Eurovision again for us in 1969,with "Boom bang-a-bang", because it ended in a draw between the United Kingdom, France, The Netherlands and Spain it is not remembered as much. Lulu had already gained fame from several television series of her own and her infamous teenage hit "Shout!" and appeared to be a serious contender for a serious competition.


This isn't Morrissey's first crush on the Eurovision either. In the video for "You Have Killed Me" he plays an entrant wining the 1970 contest, showing his love along with his desire to enter the competition.

I couldn't find a video so please have my favourite Moz picture instead.

For those of you who really don't know much about him – He was born in 1959 and raised in Hulme, a suburb of Manchester to Irish Catholic immigrants. It was in 1982 when he formed The Smiths which led to worldwide success and fame. The Smiths are now regarded as one of the most influential bands to come out of the United Kingdom. The NME, his sworn enemy since the early 1990s, last year voted him "most influential artist ever". Even the Sun saw fit to write a rave review of last year's first British gig in years and declare Morrissey officially "back". Now having recorded four studio albums with Johnny Marr in The Smiths including the critically acclaimed and highly controversial "The Queen is Dead". Placed along with eight solo albums and four compilations of his solo work it's a seriously impressive discography. I view him as a serious musician as do his long list of famous fans such as Alan Bennett, actress Kathy Burke and author Will Self. I'm sure he can accrue some of the judges as fans too. Nor is he a stranger to large crowds, from the Manchester Free Trade Hall via the Newport Centre to Paris and Las Vegas. Even choosing to celebrate his own birthday on May the twenty second with eighteen thousand fans in the Manchester Evening News Arena in 2004… 

More importantly Morrissey's reputation as a witty lyricist and great performer strides in front of him, gaining us a little respect before he evens opens his mouth. An important feature like this certainly can't be ignored. Morrissey is renowned for his political stance and his strong opinions on such subjects as vegetarianism and immigration but we must not forget how he is equally intrigued by the idea of a performer. He does not care for the dance routines of such clichéd pop acts but for the performance that the sixties girl groups ,such as The Shirelles and The Shangri-La's, laid on which fascinated him as a teen. A priority for Morrissey is that he puts on the best show for his fans, fulfilling his vocation as a performer completely. There are very few performers who could pull of the perfect recipe for a hit. A good song performed well with an intense presentation will give the United Kingdom a strong position from the outset.

A distinctive character such as Morrissey will also be remembered fondly as he is already for his National Heath Service spectacles and his affection for wearing a hearing aid around his neck. All these aspects count as to why the Stretford Bard should be considered seriously as our entrant. His performances and props reflect a culture and society that appears to have a rose tinted glow. It was a time when people and even the state recognised that people's lives mattered. It was even a time when the state thought education was important so they actually paid higher education tuition fees. Lets draw out a strong player in the performance world and give Europe a new vision!

Morrissey, known for his bleak satire, came second to nature television god Sir David Attenborough in the vote for the greatest British living cultural icon, acquiring fans such as radio broadcaster Jeremy Vine, playwright Willy Russell and author JK Rowling over the course of his twenty five year career, whether it be solo or with Johnny Marr and his former band mates in The Smiths. The legion of Morrissey fans cross the channel and span Europe even further to the United States and beyond. His cult icon status shows that every single one of his fans feels something in common with the "Mozfather" whether or not they are from some rainy Manchester suburb with a reasonable education or living on the streets of Mexico City. The diversity amongst his fans is a great factor helping to sway the undecided nations. He is a figure who causes discussion and debates whatever his move is. I'm sure many of his fans will want to unite and take over this cause. He could stand on behalf or the people of Britain representing how we feel. The unique ability Morrissey has is the ability to express the hopes and aspirations of people of all ages.


Does it matter that he now lives out in Los Angeles? Should it matter that he lives abroad? I believe that allows him to globalise his philosophy and add to his and our understanding of the way the world works. Many famous Brits have lived abroad – Byron in Italy and Greece, Auden and Isherwood in Berlin, even Dickens spent some time in the States. It didn't do them much harm. Is a bit of sun and glamour doing Morrissey any harm? No! Well actually Byron died in a war in Greece so perhaps Morrissey had better watch where he goes in LA and avoid dark alleys late at night. Even so, he still remains quintessentially British, he has experienced the government, education and national health systems first hand. Remember! He still loves us!
We need a powerful ingredient to throw into the mixture. Is Morrissey our spice 'du jour' for our recipe for success? Perhaps he just HAS earned it yet [baby].

After many disputes with the British media he stands defiant of his enemies. Almost welcoming critics and tempting them to appreciate and understand him. A tactic he could employ on even the most sceptical of judging panels for our national benefit. Many years of misinterpretation caused him to be pilloried by the press but he always answered back with songs. Returning, standing defiant with a Tommy gun, ready to dash his enemies hopes with words on the cover of his album "You are the Quarry" after an absence of five years the press still welcomed him back! So should we. He could show Europe exactly how we feel.

Two things need to happen.

Firstly we need to decide whether we really want to win the Eurovision song contest.
I certainly do! I'm sure that secretly you would be proud too. We need to tap into this vein where the blood is reddest and richest to transfuse life into a diseased method of choosing our entrant.

If not let's accept that like football, cricket and even rugby the British don't want to win. We prefer to laugh at those who take these things too seriously or sneer at those who prepare, sacrifice and train to gain success. It is about time that those in control of us noted their own weasel words about needing to work hard, achieve high standards and identify quality when it comes to our national image.


Secondly we need to choose Morrissey as our representative. Even if he doesn't win he would still be the best and we would have an even better reason for ridiculing the poor quality of the judges.

C'mon! Its about time we made our minds up so that we can offer congratulations to this years puppet on a string!

Sunday, 3 February 2013

Two birds, one stone. #OOTD and #NOTD

Cheeky little outfit of the day post you say? Go on then. 



Starting at the top and working down.

Face: Benefit Porefessional 
Benefit's Hello Flawless
Benefit Sugarbomb box powder

Eyes: Benefit Browzings - medium
Rimmel London ScandalEyes waterproof kohl
L'Oreal Millionize mascara

Nails: Rimmel London 60 second polish - grey matter


I need to sort my cuticles out. Also, my patience. I smudged the middle finger within 60 seconds. 
Enough of that. So tacky it turns glamorous. MY BARGAIN FIVE POUND WATCH.



I'll open a book shortly on how long it takes to make my arm look vaguely gangrenous.

So you're thinking a bit of animal skin, possibly a spot of faux fur. No I teamed a paisleyish top with some jeans and fake uggs.




Not bad for a turn around the shops in Bath. I got my nails done. Nails Inc Leather & Skulls post coming up!

So, you know, what are you wearing? 




Saturday, 26 January 2013

Rimmel 3 for 2 haul. I must have APOCALIPS now!

You can't go anywhere these days for talk of Rimmel London's Apocalips. So I broke out the trusty advantage card and succumbed to the hype. I used five hundred and ninety-nine loyalty points on what is heralded as a travesty in the beauty blogosphere: it works as a lipstick as well as a gloss, marvellous!



Here is celestial. Currently there is a 3 for 2 offer on Rimmel in Boots, but isn't there always?. (Buy it here). It has a lovely doe foot applicator where the gloss oozes from a hole in the middle; a liquid lipstick if you so desire.


Now, from previous experience I have learned that a lip liner is required, particularly with a strong shade of lipstick, gloss or lacquer. I pushed out the proverbial boat out and bought a MUA lip liner. I'm still marvelling at the nifty little sharpener built into the lid. It really is a wonderful idea. I bought 
mine in store at Superdrug, so not to worry this isn't a rant about their delivery or the rather abrupt social media faux-pas that happened earlier this week.



Ooooooooh cliffhanger...

 I've left you wondering what else I hauled from the Rimmel counter, never being one to miss a bargain...





The latest sparkle in the nail department. There are three shades available, all with suitably witty colour codes: Hawaiian Punch, Berry Bellini and a fearless bright orange toned glitter called Shirley Temple. 

I opted for Hawaiian Punch, it appears red at first but it really is a bright anodised pink. I can't wait to try it!

The only other item I redeemed in the three for two offer was Rimmel Scandaleyes waterproof kohl in smokey violet. I am addicted to these liners, they give a lovely effect with a long lasting hold. I'd recommend them to anyone and everyone!




I'll take my leave but I'd love to know if you haven taken advantage if this offer, what did you get?

Thanks for reading!
 





Wednesday, 23 January 2013

But I'm accustomed to the sparkle now! OPI #NOTD

Even though it looks like Christmas it isn't. The big thaw is happening right now and the winter wonderland scenery is dissolving into a big black mush. My bare nails are lamenting the days of the red, gold and green glitter polishes, but they're just too festive right?


I had the chance to try out a premium nail polish from the James Bond special edition. I decided to try the gold shatter top coat. The internet raves about these polishes so it was about time I gave them a try.

ALWAYS A SUCKER FOR A FUNNY NAME!

You can buy Die Another Day on Amazon here for £7.54 + postage and packaging.

It is a beautiful orange red colour and the varnish is thick and luxurious. I was impressed with how well the brush applied the polish.

However, I was not so impressed with the gold shatter top coat.











As you can see in the picture on the right, the varnish was too thick to crackle effectively. It looked nothing like it was supposed to look, just a thick glittery coating with a tiny weak spine running its course just left of centre.

I'm glad I had only borrowed it. I have previously tried Boots 17 crackle top coat and it had a much better effect.

The thing is, I'm far to addicted to a little finger tip sparkle, even if it isn't the party season anymore.

What colours are you wearing? I need a fresh, but glittery look. Leave me comments with links to yours!


Sunday, 13 January 2013

#workwarpaint : My work look.

This week was hard, I'm not going to lie; having three weeks off for Christmas was an absolute killer! I enjoyed every second of it, but this week has been so hard. Getting back into the routine and all that!

So I decided that I would do a post on my everyday make up for work. I tend to stick to the basics everyday, then go to town when I have something special on. This is my work look.

What's your #workwarpaint?


*thorough (darn it!)

Please share your #workwarpaint links in the comment box below, or via twitter @jeni_says_so 


Wednesday, 9 January 2013

Hair brushed and parted typical me, typical me, typical me... [Liebster Award]

The lovely lady who introduced me to beauty boxes: Romany over on Me, Mitch, Monty and Munchables has tagged me in a Liebster Award post. Seeing as I'm new to beauty blogging I grabbed the opportunity by the guilded beams and easily thought of 11 things about me. That's what tradition means, but you want to know things about me, not Morrissey. A double challenge, you say? BRING IT ON!


11 facts about me.

 (I don't use the word random, unless absolutely necessary.)

  1. I have an acronym of a sweary phrase tattooed on my back.
  2. One of my favourite poems is Jenny Joesph's Warning.
  3. People always expect me to know about films. I only watched Fight Club in 2012 under duress.
  4. On the other hand I read The Da Vinci Code and the entire twilight saga to dynamically express why and how it was utter tripe. Needless to say I did not go as far as 50 Shades. 

I've started something and now I'm not too sure.....


Oh 18 minutes hard labour seems...fair enough.


     5.  I completed Juiced 2: Hot Import Nights on the Xbox 360 twice.
     6.  I am hyper flexible and can touch the inside of my arm with my thumb. 
     7.  Another venture with a gesture that was absolutely vile; selling my soul to Apple moons ago.
     8.  My front teeth are porcelain. 
         (On the upside my absolute phobia of the dentist has waned).


Typical me, typical me, typical me. 


    9. I never tire of taking pictures of myself pulling silly faces.
    10. I was once in the Daily Mail talking about OCD and got paid £200 for it. 
    11. I know I wear too much blusher. 

My Questions from Romany:

How old are you? 31. 

What is your first memory? Pretending to do aerobics to fit Lizzie from TVAM? with my mum in a blue dressing gown.

Who would play you in a movie of your life? Jessica Hynes. She likes pulling silly faces too.


What is your favourite book?  L.P Hartley - The Go Between. 

If you could only eat one meal for the rest of your life what would it be?
BUBBLE AND SQUEAK FTW!

Do you have any hobbies? Does making and taking photographs of lego dioramas count?

Where is your favourite place in the world? Manchester.

Do you have any interesting scars? I was bitten by Lassie and needed 38 stitches in my arm. I have stretched freckles all over my right forearm. 

Do you have any phobias? 


DO NOT MENTION THE L-WORD!

I can't think of anything more frightening apart from The Smiths reforming. That, readers, is my worst nightmare. 
























Do you have any pets? A seagull that lands on my windowsill. His name is Frank. 

Pirates or ninjas? Pirates. I have a bigger pirate vocabulary, I wouldn't know what ninjas say.

Now my questions...

1. What is your favourite poem?
2. What beauty item could you not live without?
3. Kindle or book?
4. How many nail polishes do you have?
5. Any tattoos?
6. Any regrets?

I'll tag some of the blogs I like reading! Do a post if you like, just leave your link in the comments box below.  #sharethelove 




I shall leave you with a video of The Smiths and then you can work out all the mad references from above. You knew I'd get him in somewhere. 







Monday, 7 January 2013

January spawned an iron will.

Hello my lovelies! January is the time to make resolutions, yah? I've thought about it, and thought some more and have decided on five beauty resolutions to really treat my skin.

1. To remove make up properly. Eye make up is the worst but I am going to remove it all, tone and moisturise.



2. Use YouTube to its greatest advantage and find more up- do tutorials instead of Morrissey posturing, getting so into the one that you end up doing your very best 'November Spawned a Monster' floor-wriggle.

Can you make it to 2mins20 for the ultimate in Morrissey posturing?



3. Be kind to my eyes and rest them more often. Having a good rest does everything for a healthy complexion. Easier said than done. Especially when there are plenty of Morrissey videos to dance around the room to. The same goes for...

4...#thirstythursday is for my own good and not my followers. Plenty of fluids, including water. I tend to gulp drinks down when thirsty. Really, for the sake of my skin, I should steadily keep my levels of hydration on an even keel. It does my body/skin/brain no favours to be as dry as the desert in Morrissey's video.




5. Make some YouTube videos of my own. That do not consist of me wailing like a banshee whilst flailing my arms around in the air, flamboyantly if you will.

Have you made any beauty resolutions? Let me know and leave your links in the comments below!

Sunday, 23 December 2012

I am human and I need to make [wish]lists!

1.I'm big into bold lip colours, and matte effect is even better. £4.99 @ Boots / Superdrug.

2.What is in the picture is actually Urban Decay Dangerous Palette. Can't be an eyeshadow fanatic without an Urban Decay palette. £25 at Debenhams Click

3. A GODDAMN MORRISSEY FESTIVE JUMPER.£44.99 I would wear it all year round. VIVA MOZ! 

4. Benefit Hervana Box Powder £23.50. 'A good karma face powder'. I live and die by Benefit box powders but I haven't got this one...yet. (Click)

5.Benefit Gina Goes Glam £19.67. Gina is my favourite Crescent Row scent. So lusty and powerful but glam? I can't begin to imagine that! Currently on offer here!

6. Apple iPod Touch with iOS 6. To listen to Morrissey on OBVS! http://www.apple.com/uk/ipod-touch/

7. Too-Faced Shadow Insurance. I'll need a primer for all the lovely shadows I'm going to be trying ut in the colourful New Year!

What is on your festive wishlish? Is anyone else getting sick of the word festive yet? 


Saturday, 22 December 2012

#NOTD As festive as I'm going to get. Barry M Magnetic Nail Polish

What could be more festive than nail polish the colour of a glittering Christmas Tree? I'm not very good at detail so on my quest for ultimate nail art nirvana I am testing out magnetic nail polishes.


348 Magnetic Green Sparkle£4.99 from BarryM.com

 I think it is a fairly festive colour. (I really am not one for precision and detail, I have neither the time or the patience).

ALWAYS USE A BASE.

I had a nightmare once with green nail varnish. It stained my nails and made me look as if I was moldy. The horrors of getting it off will scar me for life.

I always opt for Nails Inc Hyde Park Base Coat. £12. (Buy it here).

The next step is to layer a thick coat of the varnish and allow it to dry completely.

One thick coat allowed to dry completely.
If you don't let it dry properly then air bubbles start to form and the effect won't work properly. 



Then coat the nail with another thick layer of varnish. IMMEDIATELY hold the magnet over the polish for at least 10 seconds. The lid has a nifty little groove to place your finger in, but be careful not to press to hard as the polish smudges all over the lid. Yes, I am that clumsy.



I have left this photo unfiltered to see how evergreen the colour actually is.I am impressed with the polish, it is fairly thick and dries quickly so I didn't have to wait for too long. 


Set the pattern with a layer of your favourite topcoat and the end result is very effective, I am tempted to get the other colours to mix and match the magnetic pattern, but first I shall wow a lot at the thriftiness of this boutique effect.

How festive are your nails?







Friday, 21 December 2012

Sachet Training #3 Doctor Duve Anti-ageing Skin Cream

I sit and I stare at the packaging. Is it 'aging' or 'ageing'? My mind naturally flickers to the latter spelling. By this point I am convinced it is the latter and I head to my friend Google, just to be on the safe side. You can see for yourself the whole debacle here. As I live outside of North America I'll continue using anti-ageing and be done with it.


£129 for 50ml Jar of Clarifying Face Cream
£115 for 30ml Tube of Eye Cream

Doctor Stefan Duve, pronounced exactly like the bedspread, claims this is perfect for priming skin before and after aesthetic surgery. Lovely. Hefty price tag to match, growth factors must be expensive whatever they may be.

I don't know how keen I am on layering acid on to my clear skin, even if it is hyaluronic. An extensive search as to what this meant left me flustered but I think it aids cell reproduction.  The plus side to this cream is the fact that it is totally fragrance and colour free. Still, this type of sample just does not appeal to me.

The eye cream was suitable for my sensitive skin, it eliminated puffiness but my tender skin was left feeling dry and nothing really differentiates it from the face cream.

The same thing in two stingy packages. 

I won't be heading out to buy this. In actual fact I'm quite glad it is such a small sample, I can swiftly move on to the next.

Which spelling do you prefer? Aging just looks wholly strange to me!

Any anti-ageing eye creams you can recommend? Feel free to leave me links below.


Monday, 17 December 2012

My final She Said Beauty Box

So I arrived home from my invalid holiday to the final beauty box from She Said Beauty. I had been hearing disappointing things. I was kind of used to it at this point; being asked if my tonsillectomy included the removal of both of my infected useless tonsils was just the start of it.


Next thing; Norovirus. (December did indeed spawn a horrible monster).

 THE LESS SAID ABOUT THAT THE BETTER!

It took all my energy, but wowsers, I've photographed my beauty box to share with you all.


I'm certainly intrigued by the Doctor Duve products, they come with a pretty hefty price tag.
 £115.00 for the anti-ageing firming eye cream 30ml
£129.00 for the Skin Boosting Cream 50ml.


This cream is marketed as a wonder cream for mature or demanding skin. One trick I learned from Mizz magazine? The earlier you use anti-ageing products the more benefits you get. Prevention is better than cure. I'm not sure that I'm fond of the word acid on the packaging when it claims to be natural yet innovative. Hmmm. We shall see.

Luxuriating in festive bliss will be fun with 24K Gold Under Eye Masks by Jamela. I could look like a festive Lady Gaga! Imagine that! I am so looking forward to that post!


They look fairly yellow in this picture, but they are gold in colour and vacuum packed with a liquid in a pack with no instructions. I'm guessing it's fairly straight forward, the name gives it away, but you never know!

So I found their website and I think I'll be haunted for life.

Cleopatra does luxury, now where is my bottle of asp's milk?
Here is the rest of the goodies included in the box. I won't bore you with the trivial details but technics? Reeaaaallly? 

I don't know which beauty box to try next now that SSB aren't doing anymore. Glossybox? I am up for ultimate luxury. You can find me on She Said Beauty here.

Which beauty boxes do you like? 

For all the trouble of making it paraben free they can't get the packaging right.
£25.00 for 100ml

Xmas treat: Spring Clean Cooling Clay Mask - hardly seasonal.
Retail price £1.50

technic - Tawny Port nail varnish
Retail price of £1.25

£5.40 for 15 whole leaf bags of tea.

Lastly luxury tea to have while I bathe in asps milk with gold eye masks under my eyes. 

Oh the glamour!



Thursday, 13 December 2012

Thursday's travel-sized tresses: ORGANIX Moroccan Argan Oil Shampoo & Conditioner

You may, or may not be aware that I am trying to pace myself on the products by doing some serious sachet training. We can all go rushing out to the shops and spend on the latest development in the hair care and cosmetics industries. No not me. I'm using samples from beauty boxes and travel sized products to sample and review.

This week the shampoo and conditioner trying to tame my unruly, dry, fine and brittle hair is the renewing Moroccan Argan Oil Shampoo & Conditioner by Organix.

Travel sized Organix Moroccan Argan Oil Shampoo & Conditioner 88.7ml £1.99
Oils are a big thing now, right? Argan oil, mythic oil, macadamia oil? Oils feel so much more luxurious, especially in this cold weather where central heating blasts is and frost dampens it. Short of putting honey on my hair I tried the next best thing.

At £1.99 you get a fairly large sample, worth pretty much a whole week on my shoulder length hair. The only way I can think to describe the product is like the Royal Jelly talc and body lotion sets, slightly peach in hue with a rich exotic scent.

You can buy the full size shampoo & conditioner at Boots for £6.99 a piece. 

They claim the formula is hundreds of centuries old. I am sure they mean the oil and not the shampoo, did they use shampoo hundreds of centuries ago? The shampoo lathers into an indulgent foam but the conditioner merely coats my fine hair with protective sheen. My hair is left feeling soft and shiny but still quite brittle.

I'm sure Morrissey would approve of this highly environmentally friendly product using post consumer resin, whatever the hell that is!



Healthy ends. What more could you ask for? 


Thursday is obvs the day to talk about hair. Click here to see more Thursday Tresses.




Tuesday, 11 December 2012

#NOTD Get the Manchester look.

I get that London is in the name of the cosmetics company I am getting at; yes, it is Rimmel London. I think the adverts convey a British look and feel to their marketing. I guess everyone is on the London 2012 bandwagon and playing up to the consumer, but why not just pick any city in our lovely isles. I'm choosing ~Manchester as it is where my beloved Morrissey is from.

Here is a picture, my favourite picture. Just in case you're not too sure who he is.

We could speculate for days as to whether he is sporting a touch of guyliner here, but let me get on with my NOTD post.

I have had my eyes on the Precious Stones collection by Rimmel London. Disappointed as I was to find only a three different shades I opted for Ruby Crush. It lays claim to have high coverage; I usually use a base colour the glitter on top as I find them to be just too darn fine and they need a good few coats to get a full glitter effect. 

 This is not the case with Rimmel's Precious Stone range. NO WAY!

As you can see in the picutre it is not a runny polish. It has the consistency of glitter glue, that way it doesn't streak and run like other polishes.    

The fist coat gave high coverage indeed with the added blessing f a quick drying time.




I was glitterbombed by a Lego artist! This photo was taken after only one coat.

The colour set quickly on my nails, so I wasted no time in getting the second coat over and done with.












 It proved quite an effective look without the high-end price tag. It could certainly be described as festive or seasonal, but it is not Christmas yet (I'm not ready).

I'll let you into a little secret of mine. I had my nails done once at the beauty college. The girl used Nail Life Demon Speed Polish Dryer; I have never looked back.

Sadly, I can only find an american link to buy it. I know that you can go into a Sally's beauty shop; a merchant retailer and buy it just like I did.

The one and only wonder product makes the manicure last so much longer and minimises the drying time to next to nothing. I have also never come across a topcoat so chip proof.



 Glitter bombed!

I'd love to see how other polishes stand up to this bold statement. Leave me links to yours, I'd love to find a pink or purple high coverage glitter polish, or is that just asking too much?